Please fill in my dance card! If you are somewhere on this route, I want to see you. If you are just off this route, tell me and I'll flex it. I want to know what is so awesome about the place where you live, and I've got one month to find it out.

Also, if you can offer me couch or floor space for one or more of my stops, I will love you forever and cook for you and everything.

As you can see, I've actually got ten days to get between my last two stops, so I am flexible with earlier dates. It's mostly done to coincide with Sunday markets at the moment, but people are way better than markets!

Will also take advice on stuff I really, really have to see, but it'll be so much cooler if I can see it with you!

Also, note that I did not tag this with 'sex'. I was very well behaved, don't you think?