We did! Why can't we go back there to that lovely weather and that lovely lunch?

I can't believe that love can ever be a sin. And any god who tries to tell you that it is is a douche and doesn't deserve worshipping.

But I will totally bring my kids up to believe that love is fine, they can love anyone they want and as many people as they want as long as everyone involved is happy with the situation and no one is getting hurt in ways that they don't want to get hurt.

But if they try to sneak a biscuit whilst I'm not watching... He has his eye on them, and he'll make a note of it.

God is like Santa, but less expensive.