OMG. I just... You are a much, much stronger (and smarter) person than I because I'd have let that guy have it with both barrels. It's one thing to be a loud-mouth, arrogant pain in the arse, another thing entirely to even *think* that threatening a complete stranger with corrective rape is funny and normal.

I am so sorry you had to listen to their bullshit. Also... someone should have pointed out to Bottom-Dweller #1 that it's the height of rudeness to sit at the dinner table without a shirt. It's called get a bloody napkin.

Here's hoping the rest of your journey is Idiot-Free.