Omni, meaning ‘all’

[galadriel1010]

Author's Note: Just a silly little drabble inspired by my brother saying the exact same thing about me

Jack and Ianto wandered down the street in Cardiff, eating chips and ragging each other mercilessly. Suddenly, both of them had their attention distracted by a roaring exhaust note and a midnight blue Lamborghini passed them from behind. They stared after it and refused to consider the idea of a Lambo as a car for Torchwood, then reminded themselves that Jack had a Jag, Jasmine had a Noble, maybe Ianto could get a Lambo…

Ianto looked at Jack to say something but his gaze was drawn inexorably downwards. “When you say omnisexual…”

Jack had the decency to look embarrassed