LOL. I was warned. I've come down to York two or three times in the past 12 months, for shopping and gigs (Barbican) so I sort of can find my way up and down the main bit (read: I can find the chocolate and sweet shops, and have learned the hard way the truth of Jorvik, and followed my satnav in a blind panic until I found the Barbican car park.)

Though, ooh. If you have a folk festival I may have to come down for it. Also. CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL?! Where? When??